Lead Delivery Technician
Precision. Patience. Payload.
Lead Delivery Technician features a battle-hardened skeleton operator posted up with a bolt-action long-range rifle, ready to punch tickets from a mile out.
He doesn’t knock. He doesn’t call ahead. He delivers exactly what’s ordered — one high-velocity signature at a time.
Guaranteed overnight shipping... straight to the skull.

No refunds. No survivors.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk